INT. WEBSITE – LANDING PAGE – INDETERMINATE TIME OF DAY
We open on a black screen with bold white type. It’s so edgy.
Or lazy, it’s hard to say.
All-of-a-f*****g-sudden, the smartest and most stylish human that’s ever lived appears and begins noodling through the landing page of award-losing creative duo Tob & Jop.
Smiling a smile, they shake their head region at Tob & Jop’s obvious and grotty attempt at cajolery.
An airhorn squeals.
TOB & JOP
Ahoy! Thanks for swinging in.
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